Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I am not the first.


bummer.

I'm not the first Masked Pooper.

If you go to poopreport.com, you will find frequent postings by the Masked Pooper regarding peeing, pooping and all that surrounds the elimination of such things from our body.

So, the poop report is something I came across when looking up the Bristol Poop Chart. That's a whole different entry.

Back to poopreport.com I'm impressed, oddly enough, at the content on this page. reports from all over regarding pooping activities in the news (people are really fucking weird), products for your bathroom (I must say that the USA Bidet is NOT the most effective bidet on the market. Try Biffy.com. Your ass and parts will never be the same again. ), The Shandle is a new idea....never thought about that.

Some stuff is absolutely over the edge. If people have thought that I was anally focused, read the comments from regulars on this site and you will see that I'm lame compared to them.

Perhaps my favorite thing on the poopreport.com is the shirt "I poop and I vote" shirt.

Here's their logo:

http://www.ipoopandivote.com/






Fabulous.

I voted. Not while I was pooping. But, I voted. Did you?

Out for now.

The Masked Pooper

Saturday, October 25, 2008

3. I just dropped my blood pressure by 10 points!!!


Farting makes your blood pressure drop.

No shit.

It really does.

Read on...

or Fart on, I think I must say....

ScienceDaily (Oct. 24, 2008) — Anyone with a nose knows the rotten-egg odor of hydrogen sulfide, a gas generated by bacteria living in the human colon. Now an international team of scientists has discovered that cells inside the blood vessels of mice — as well as in people, no doubt — naturally make the gassy stuff, and that it controls blood pressure.

Having discovered that hydrogen sulfide, or H2S, is produced in the thin, endothelial lining of blood vessels, the researchers, including scientists from Johns Hopkins, now report in Science that H2S regulates blood pressure by relaxing blood vessels. As the newest member of a family of so-called gasotransmitters, this messenger molecule is akin in function, if not form, to chemical signals like nitric oxide, dopamine and acetylcholine that relay signals between nerve cells and excite or put the brakes on mind-brain activities.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," says Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the paper.

Conducting their investigations using mice missing a gene for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as responsible for making H2S, the researchers first measured hydrogen sulfide levels in a variety of tissues in the CSE-deficient mice and compared them to normal mice. They found that the gas was largely depleted in the cardiovascular systems of the altered mice, engineered by Rui Wang, M.D., Ph.D., of Lakehead University in Ontario, and Lingyun Wu, M.D., Ph.D., of the University of Saskatchewan, Canada. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels — clear evidence that hydrogen sulfide is normally made by mammalian tissues using CSE.

Next, the scientists applied tiny cuffs to the tails of the mice and measured their blood pressure, noting spikes of about 20 percent, comparable to serious hypertension in humans.

Finally, the team tested how blood vessels of CSE-deficient mice responded to the chemical neurotransmitter methacholine, known to relax normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the altered mice relaxed hardly at all, indicating that hydrogen sulfide was largely responsible for relaxation.

Because gasotransmitters are highly conserved in mammals, the findings of the research are believed to have broad applications to human physiology and disease.

"In terms of relaxing blood vessels, it looks like hydrogen sulfide might be as important as nitric oxide," Snyder says, referring to the first gasotransmitter that two decades ago was discovered to regulate blood pressure.

Just because these two gas molecules perform similar functions, doesn't mean they're redundant, says Wang, the paper's principal author. "Nature has added on layer upon layer of complexity to provide a better and tighter control of body function — in this case, of blood pressure."

Studying gaseous messengers can be tricky, explains Snyder, an authority on nitric oxide (NO) whose lab in 1990 discovered that the enzyme triggering NO production is activated by a protein mechanism known as calcium-calmodulin.

"When a nerve fires, it releases a bit of neurotransmitter. Then it fires again, very quickly, and releases more of the neurotransmitter, which is always in reserve and at the ready in large storage pools called vesicles. However, gasses can't be stored; they diffuse. So every time there's a nerve impulse, an enzyme must be activated to make it," he says."

Although CSE, the enzyme that activates hydrogen sulfide, was characterized more than half a century ago, the new work is the first to reveal that it is activated in the same way as the nitric oxide-forming enzyme, thus establishing how hydrogen sulfide regulates blood pressure by relaxing blood vessels.

"It's difficult to overestimate the biological importance of hydrogen sulfide or its implications in hypertension as well as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases," Wang says. "In fact, most human diseases probably have something to do with gasotransmitters."

The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.

Authors on the paper are Guangdong Yang, Lingyun Wu, Bo Jiang, Wei Yang, Jiansong Qi, Kun Cao, Qinghe Meng, all of the University of Saskatchewan, Canada; Wang of the University of Saskatchewan and Lakehead University, Canada; Shengming Zhang of Lakehead University, Canada; and Asif K. Mustafa, Weitong Mu and Snyder, all of Hopkins.

Friday, October 24, 2008

2. Feeling a bit silly...



I'm feeling a little clownish today. As I sit while I shit, I'm pondering the upcoming election and wondering why are we so frantic about giving up the good ole days?

For the past 8 years, things have been really good, right? I mean...we're at war teaching a country how to really have a democracy, especially since 'merica is the best example of that.

We have people buying homes left and right because our economy is so great. I mean...now people can have mansions with all the disposable income they have because things are so grand.

Our hungry and our poor are finally getting fed and getting assistance because our government has been so gracious to help this population out.

Immigrants are being welcome into this country by the thousands because the elite in this country really want their homes cleaned, the lavish hotel rooms kept up, their lawns neatly manicured and the produce that they eat freshly picked. Not even to mention that they are getting a decent income for doing work that regular unemployed American citizens for seem to not want to take. Now that's appreciation!

I mean..come on. Life is good, right?

Bullshit.

Not even my shit.

BULLSHIT.

If we all, as concerned citizens of this country, don't do our part to make sure change happens rather then get another 4 years of the same, we should be ashamed. Vote. drive those who can't to the polls. Share with everyone you know what will happen if we don't vote for change. And, once the election is over, we still need to continue fighting and advocating for what we know can be a civilized, caring and loving society.

Stepping down off my soapbox by the toilet.

The Masked Pooper

1. Starting the process

I've been convinced by triple M that I should start blogging. I know bloggers...I read their stuff from time to time but I never really thought I'd get into doing it myself until m-squared convinced me that I might be on to something. So, here I go into the blogging world, not really concerned if what I say is important...or relevant to what's going on. I mean...I think of some weird shit sometimes, sometimes very thoughtful shit, but shit nonetheless. So, henceforth, my blogs will be about the thoughts I have while on the can.

The first thought that came to me since being convinced about this whole blogging thing is how am I going to present myself in an open venue for all to see without giving up my identity. you see....I get around. I know people. lots of people. and, I don't want *everyone* I know to know that this is where I get all my great ideas. I mean...I really need to have some semblance of decorum in my life, especially given what I do for a living. Which, will never be disclosed on this site. One of my rules. More to come in a few.

As I marinated on the idea of blogging from the can, I came to the conclusion that m-squared's suggestion of me being the "Masked Pooper" was really a great idea. So, I've figured out how to disguise myself as I post from the potty. You'll see that later.

Onto the the rules of my blog (self-imposed of course)

1. I will never disclose what I do for a living.
2. I will never use people's real names and will indicate when using a false name with Italics.
3. I will never publish any pictures of excrement in a toilet. I mean, come on...we all do it but
I'm not going to take a picture of *that*.
4. I'm not going to get into detail about the actual taking of a crap but may use it as a
springboard for another idea.
5. I will not sell your information to others for use. (always a nice disclaminer in any situation)

So, onto the blogging I go. I hope you enjoy.

All for now.

The Masked Pooper